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Adebayor gamesmanship has a place

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Emmanuel Adebayor, Man City’s £25M summer signing from Arsenal, had an interesting weekend. Saturday’s 4-2 defeat of his former club Arsenal saw him taunting his ex-team-mates by prancing into the Arsenal half of the field before the kick off, then there was his deliberate stamp on Robin Van Persie’s face, and finally, there was that celebration.

Adebeyor celebration

And, make no mistake, that celebration was golden. Even if you like Arsenal — and I love them — that image is brilliant, iconic, exhilarating.

In this age of lifeless all-seater stadiums, the interaction between fans and sports stars is not something I would like to see discouraged.  It is very unfortunate that a steward was hurt at Eastlands because of a few idiots, but I think this is the kind of moment that only augments football as a spectacle. I watched Eastbourne Borough vs. Chester City at the weekend and the ongoing banter between fans and players was an excellent addition to the game itself. (It was a 1-1 draw by the way; Boro gave away another soft penalty at home.)

The assault on Van Persie was obviously not something we want to see — I think there’s universal agreement on that — however, I wonder if we’re missing a trick here regarding Adebeyor’s gamesmanship and crowd interaction? If only people could learn than offence is taken and not given.

Game Over For Heskey

Monday, September 7th, 2009

If Emile Heskey were quicker, had a better touch, a more varied range of passing, and could jump to take advantage of his great height, then — and really only just — should be considered for a starting place for England. By those metrics, his inability to score goals could be forgiveable.

Emile Heskey

Against Slovenia on Saturday, Heskey did not lack enthusiasm or commitment. England demands these things, which is why we love nutters like Stuart Pearce, Terry Butcher, and Wayne Rooney. However, despite Heskey’s earnest and hard-working attitude, we can’t seem to love him.

When the ball comes to Heskey, we — and I mean “we” both in the first-person plural and in the collective sense to encompass England fans — are almost expecting him to achieve nothing positive with it. I find myself hoping that he can hold it up long enough for Rooney or Lampard to link up with him. It’s not really enough is it? I think we should be expecting more of an England player.

If Capello wants a little and large pairing up front, he has the proven option of Peter Crouch and the very exciting prospect of Carlton Cole. Or maybe he can be persuaded to revise his approach and start the in-form Jermain Defoe against Croatia on Wednesday? Either approach would be fine by me.

He wouldn’t drop Rooney. Would he?

Figo retires

Monday, May 18th, 2009

A lot of big football stories this weekend — such as Man Utd and Inter winning yet more titles — but, for me, the biggest story is the end of a great footballing era: the retirement of Luis Figo.

At 37 years of age, the 2001 Fifa World Player of the Year decided to hang up his boots after failing to have more than a bit-part role in Inter winning their 17th Serie A title.

Luis Figo

Figo was one of the first of Real Madrid’s “galacticos” signings, costing a then world record £37m when he was signed from Barcelona in August 2000. He went on to make 241 appearances for Los Merengues, scoring 55 goals. He also played 127 times for Portugal.

His career cannot be summed up in mere statistics, though; it doesn’t do justice to his commanding presence on the field and his game-turning technique. Figo was a master freekick taker — so good, in fact, that he would regularly argue with Beckham at Real Madrid over who would take set pieces. The greatest aspect of Figo’s game was his vision: he posessed a great footballing mind, an ability to spot openings and deliver precision passes over almost any distance.

Talk of Figo coming out of retirement to play in America may — or may not — be wide of the mark, with the player saying:

“I will not play again at the highest level and I will most likely not accept any offer. Only if something special emerges and it is from outside of Europe. But it is not likely.”

To me that reads as something like, let’s see how big of a cheque you can write me.

O’Neill transfer policy is a failure

Monday, May 11th, 2009

It doesn’t matter how you look at it, Martin O’Neill’s transfer policy has hurt Aston Villa badly this season. Just 1 win in 14 games is a wretched return given the Scrooge McDuck-like amounts of cash he’s pissed away — at last count he’d spent ~£60m in two years — on signing all the wrong players.

Aston Villa’s single victory was against Hull and the results don’t lie: the last time O’Neill guided Aston Villa to a victory against a team anywhere near the top six was 27 games ago against Everton.

You might remember this victory; afterwards O’Neill suggested that Ashley Young was a “world class” player comparable to Lionel Messi. A comment, before you spit your cornflakes out, which he qualified by saying:

This is my opinion. I look at players; I see a lot of games in Europe, I watch a lot of football.

Phew! I was starting to think he was a manager completely out-of-touch with reality for a moment.

Criticising O’Neill’s antics in the transfer market is a risky business, and one which saw the 365 Media Group sued. My concern isn’t whether his dealings are shady or not; I have no evidence either way. However, there is a growing catalogue of evidence demonstrating his inept judgement in the transfer market.

And this one is a classic…

In December, Aston Villa were still riding high, but lacked an out-and-out goalscorer. Someone with a proven goal scoring record. The January transfer market offered O’Neill a chance to land his man, and, by all accounts, the Villa board were willing to bankroll a substantial signing. The push for the Champions League was too irresistible not to.

In January, O’Neill did sign a striker. Emile Hesky for £3.5m; a player with a stike rate of approximately one goal every five games.

The more you look into it, the worse it gets for O’Neill.

Carlos Cuellar for £7.8m; a centre-back he wastefully plays at fullback. Nigel Reo-Coker for £8.5m; a midfielder who can’t tackle, goes missing for entire matches, and has scored 1 goal in ~60 games. James Milner for £12m; this… is… just… beyond… words…

Despite this, I still think O’Neill can do a good job for Aston Villa. He is known to a be an excellent man manager and a popular coach. With a decent Director of Football with well-established contacts to sign new players — and a less myopic scouting network — Villa might just threaten to win some silverware. The trouble is, I think O’Neill is a rather old-fashioned type of manager; he will not relinquish any of his power or recognise his own deficiencies against someone more qualified.

Adriano signs for Flamengo

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

Just what is it with Flamengo trying to sign salad dodgers? Having missed out on signing one overweight striker (Ronaldo infuriated the Mengão by signing for Corinthians), Flamengo yesterday snapped up barrel-shaped goal-beast Adriano.

The Brazilian had refused to return to Inter after turning out for the Seleção in their recent World Cup Qualifiers, instead opting to stay in Brazil and eat himself senseless after his girlfriend dumped him.

Adriano

By all accounts, Adriano — despite having had his contract terminated by former club Inter — didn’t come cheap. President Márcio Braga had been pursuing various commercial possibilities to secure a sponsor to fund Adriano’s enormous wages, and the rumours that surfaced at the weekend that this had been successful were confirmed yesterday afternoon. As part of the deal Adriano will be expected to carry out various “publicity campaigns”.

Given the success of Ronaldo’s return to Brazil (8 goals in 9 games), the expectations of the Flamengo supporters will no doubt be high. If Adriano can get his head together and rediscover his love for the game, his goal scoring record practically guarantees a giant haul of goals.

The problem with Newcastle United…

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Back in January 2008, Sam Allardyce had just begun the enormous task modernising the antiquated infrastructure of Newcastle United; something, even though he had finally been able to put the right personnel in place, that could not be done in a single season. In the view of James Milner, now at Aston Villa, Allardyce’s project was not a small one:

The way Allardyce came in at Newcastle, he was planning for the long-term. The staff he brought in, he was looking at a bigger picture. The plan might have taken three, four, five years.

To take Newcastle forward, Allardyce identified two primary needs: first, a focus on footballing basics, like fitness and discipline, which had been neglected under previous managers; second, a radical reassessment of the club off of the field. For years, Newcastle presented the thin veneer of being a top modern football club: big name signings, a great stadium, and high attendances; but, beneath the surface, things were quite different.

Sam Allardyce

Allardyce — just as he did at Bolton — assembled an enormous backroom staff, including specialist coaches, dietitians, and a sports psychologist. He knew that fundamental, ground up, changes were needed to the way that Newcastle operated.

Back in May 2007, Newcastle had some talented players; however, they were variously unfit, undisciplined, unmotivated, and unprofessional. They were failing to perform as individuals or as a team. Sam Allardyce knew that the club needed a revolution to take the big step up to compete with the Premiership’s best. Unfortunately for everyone involved, this revolution was not given sufficient time to come to fruition.

A lot has been said about the merry-go-round of managers at Newcastle in recent years, it’s an obvious thing to point out. However, I believe this is a symptom, not a cause of the club’s problems. In my view as a neutral — I don’t support any Premiership side — two main elements led first to the Allardyce regime’s failure, and then the subsequent decline of Newcastle United.

Cause 1: The Fans

No-one doubts the passion of the Toon Army and their love of the club, however their impatience with Allardyce — and their dislike for his style of play — seemed irrational, even hysterical at times. It unquestionably damaged the club.

Newcastle United is a big club, they would moan, we should be higher in the league.

Both true, naturally, but years of expensive signings at the cost of more fundamental investment in the club had only ever led to erratic form.

We used to play attractive attacking football under Kevin Keegan but Sam Alladyce plays ugly donkey football, was another frequent lament of Newcastle fans.

This, to me, is the most ridiculous complaint of all against Allardyce’s time as manager. It demonstrates a misunderstanding of what Big Sam was trying to achieve and the nature of Premiership today.

Newcastle fans pining for the free-spirited attacking football of Kevin Keegan is a bit like your grandmother lamenting how no-one serves dripping sandwiches any more. Yes, they probably tasted great at the time, but these days we know about cholesterol and we know that dripping sandwiches are going to kill you.

Kevin Keegan

To put things into perspective, Keegan’s first reign lasted from 1992 to 1997; over a decade before Big Sam took charge at Newcastle. Make no mistake, these were, if not simpler, then remarkably different times in Premiership football.

It may be hard for Geordies to accept, but by 2007 Keegan’s brand of naïve, seat-of-the-pants, attacking play had long since had its day. We saw this during his time at Manchester City, where, despite not winning a single game for three months in 2003 to 2004, Keegan — either through belligerence or incompetence — did not change City’s playing style. We saw it even earlier than this with England in Euro 2000, where, despite having leads against Romania and Portugal, we lost both of the matches 3-2.

Today we live in the age of the counter-attack; the ebb and flow of a Premiership match now has different demands upon players and coaches. To get to a position where you can play attractive attacking football within the context of a counter-attacking system, very firm, almost instinctual, positional understanding must be in place. There must be real discipline and fantastic levels of fitness within the team, and this does not happen overnight.

The football under Allardyce was not pretty, but James Milner confirms that was not his intention:

He [Allardyce] never told us to just hit it. We had the players to play and Allardyce wanted us to do that.

Getting the basics right was something Newcastle had neglected for years, and Big Sam recognised that this was the overriding reason for the club’s erratic and worsening form. It had to be addressed. The fan’s misunderstanding of what was happening at the time, their reaction to it, and the reaction of the board, was the turning point in the club’s fortunes. It was the key moment, a point where progress or decline hinged on a single decision; the firing of Sam Allardyce.

Cause 2: The Chairmen

At the start of the 1990s, Kevin Keegan being allowed to abandon development of a competitive reserve team was an astonishingly stupid move by Sir John Hall. Make no mistake, having no route for fringe players to develop their form, and having no bridge for youth players to the first team, set Newcastle back a decade. It was a catastrophe.

With Keegan’s blinkered focus on the first team, youth development from 1992 to 1997 bore almost no fruit. Keegan’s attempts to buy success failed, and only now are Newcastle gradually clawing their way up to the level of youth development they should have.

If Sir John Hall was merely a servile to Keegan’s myopic vision for Newcastle United, then what came next was — amazingly — even worse.

Freddy Shepherd got his foot in the door by virtue of two things: 1) the signing Alan Shearer for a then world record fee; 2) no small amount of nepotism. Whatever the reasons for his appointment as chairman, the Shearer signing, for a period, made Shepherd popular with the Newcastle fans.

It didn’t last.

Freddy Shepherd and Douglas Hall (son of John, natch) were exposed by the News of the World — in the famous “Fake Sheik” story — deriding the club’s supporters for the money they wasted on merchandise and calling Geordie women “dogs”. Shepherd also labeled Alan Shearer the “Mary Poppins of football”; a statement which I still can’t figure out if it’s offensive or not.

Following the scandal, both Shepherd and Douglas Hall stood down from their positions; however, just 10 months later, they voted themselves back on the board.

There’s a reasonable list of Freddy Shepherd’s controversies whilst Newcastle United chairman, but, for me, the one that bites the most is the firing of Sir Bobby Robson just four games into the 2004 season.

On top of all the bad press Freddy Shepherd courted, by the time his era ended there were bigger problems at Newcastle United. The club, according to current chairman Chris Mort, had incurred such toxic debts that it was just six months from folding.

Despite this, with new owner Mike Ashley came an initial wave of optimism. He wore the club shirt, stood with the fans, drank beer, and most importantly — thanks to his lack of due diligence! — grudgingly shored up millions of the club’s debt.

Mike Ashley

However, for all the good Ashley did, he shot himself in the foot with the re-appointment of Kevin Keegan as manager.

Keegan’s return was a massively popular move with the Toon fans, but a shockingly naïve one by Ashley. Keegan had effectively retired from football management following his departure from Man City, instead he was focusing his efforts on the white elephant that is his Soccer Circus. He had walked away from football, become even more out of touch, and done nothing to improve his coaching skills or develop his knowledge of the game.

Keegan’s appointment, unsurprisingly, did not last. He failed to win any of his first eight matches in charge and, not for the first time, seemed to cast a sad and abject figure in interviews.

Despite managing to avoid relegation, Keegan quit the club following a frustrating close season in the transfer market, saying:

A manager must have the right to manage and clubs should not impose upon any manager any player that he does not want.

Not for the first time in his career, Keegan found himself out of step with the modern game and Mike Ashley must take a large amount of blame for not having the foresight to see that he was wrong type of manager for Newcastle United.

The Future

No club is too big to be relegated, and Newcastle United’s fate seems sealed to me. As a Coventry City supporter, I can offer some comfort.

Large cash injections to keep big earners onboard, despite the huge reduction in television revenue, cannot be sustained for more than a season. If you don’t go straight back up, the Championship offers other opportunities.

Life outside the topflight of English football can provide you with a stronger focus on the fundamentals of running and managing a modern football club. It has taken the Skyblues a few years, but we have made fantastic progress on the infrastructure of our club and our finances are now secure. Not many clubs can say that. Our focus is on youth, and this, to my mind, is the right platform for sustainable development and, hopefully, success.

We’ll see you at the Ricoh.

Arsenal to sign Wellington

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

It looks like Brazilian wonderkid Wellington could be heading to Arsenal. What’s more, Wenger could nick the 16-year-old forward for next to nothing since he doesn’t have a professional contract with his club Fluminense.

The Fluzão player spent a week training at Ashburton in January, where he turned out for the Gunner’s Under 16 side against Norwich. Impressively, the cheeky whipper snapper bagged himself four goals against the Canaries in an 8-4 victory. He’s been doing the business for Brazil’s Under 16s too — check this goal (around 50 seconds in) against Peru.

Scoring against youth teams from Norwich and Peru is all well and good, but whether or not he can deal with the pace and energy of the Premiership is another question entirely. However, if anyone can mold a player into something special for Barcelona to sign, it’s Arsène Wenger and his team of umpa lumpas at the Ashburton Chocolate Factory of Football Goodness.

Wellington would be in good company at Arsenal, who already have two young Brazilians in Denlison (21) and Pedro Botelho (19), but a last minute contract offer from Real Madrid may scupper things.

[Football Manager 2009] Criciúma Newsflash: Alceu sold to Coritiba

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Criciúma club badgeThere had been a number of teams chasing our star midfielder, Alceu. Most of last season he was a wanted man, but I’d almost written off any real bids ever materialising. A £900,000 offer from Coritiba seemingly came out of nowhere.

We signed Alceu for free in 2009 and he was a first team regular and our first choice free kick taker — far too important to let go for cash we didn’t have a pressing need for. Thus, Coritiba’s offer was immediately turned down — even though it matched his valuation.

Undettered, Coritiba immediately came back with an offer of £975,000. At this point I wondered whether this offer might be too good to turn down; I had the very capable Paraná playing his heart out in my reserves and 15 year old prodigy Givaldo in my youth team. I decided to negotiate, asking a rather cheeky £1.4M. That kind of transfer fee could be used for real investment in the club.

Our match with Cidade Azul provided a brief distraction from the transfer saga. As if knowing this could be his last match for the Tigre, Alceu scored in the second minute, with Mateus finishing them off with another goal before half time. Alceu grabbed the plaudits of the press, Cidade’s manager, and man of the match.

The next morning, I was absolutely stunned to see  that Coritiba had come back to me and agreed to my £1.4m valuation, and I duly accepted.

There were no complaints from fans or players at Alceu’s departure, however the board were delighted with the cash injection. I plan on hiring a few more scouts, a new defensive coach, and pestering the board to upgrade our training facilities a the the end of the season.

So farewell Alceu, though your stay with the Tigre was short you served us well.

Alceu’s Criciúma stats

  • 2010: Played 17, scored 4, assists 2, man of the match 2, average rating 7.28
  • 2009: Played 53, scored 12, assists 8, man of the match 7, average rating 7.07

[Football Manager 2009] Criciúma: End of 2009 Season Review

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

Criciúma club badgeThere was great rejoicing on the streets of Criciúma — and much praise for their rookie English manager — as we won promotion back to Série B as champions. It came down to the wire, too; Santa Cruz kept us honest right to the last day of the season and finished a single point behind us. Too bloody close by half…

The final standings were:

Brazil Série C Final Standings 2009

Frustratingly, we were unable to beat Santa Cruz this season; we draw at home 0-0 and 1-1 away. Our single league defeat was a shocking 0-2 loss at home to Confiança (SE). Despite these disappointing results — and near disastrous 0-0 draw with Americano on the last day of the season — I can’t complain too much about what the Tigre and I were able to achieve in our first season together.

Our cup run was perhaps a little too short, especially given the raised expectations after we eliminated Flamengo. And, believe me, we’re still bitter after losing to our Santa Catarina rivals Figueirense in the next round. Hopefully next year’s draw will be kinder to us.

Criciúma Players of the Season

The senior player of the season, for me, was our goalkeeper Zé Carlos. The keeper played all 64 matches in our season, recording an astonishing 44 clean sheets. For a player who started his career with the Tigre back in 2003 and has seen them steadily slide down the divisions, this must have felt like redemption or at least validation of his quality. To reflect just how good Zé Carlos is, there are currently eight clubs interested in him — including Real Madrid.

The young player of the season was another life-long Criciúma player, our right wingback Patric. At just 19 years of age he, at times, carried the team. His stats for the season were: played 55, scored 3, assists 18, average rating 7.17. In particular, his performance against Flamengo has him surely cemented as a Tigre favourite. He just keeps getting better.

Our top scorer was Zulu, with 21 goals in 56 appearances. The big target man also had 15 assists for the season. He was rewarded with a new three year contract for his good form and the nod as the supporter’s player of the year. We broke the bank to stop him leaving on a free, so I am expecting a serious goal haul next season.

Criciúma Transfer Summary: The Ins and Outs

Following our victory in the Santa Catarina State Championship, the Criciúma board obviously saw some potential in me and the team and coughed up a whopping £1.1M for transfers. This was timely indeed; following the season-ending injury to on-loan striker Michel, and the grudging departure of the out of contract Jean Mossoró, we were facing a striker crisis. I used the cash injection to finance the wages for a few free transfers.

Players bought: Fábio Baiano (free, no club), Fausto (free, no club), Alceu (free, no club), Ugo Casagrande (free, from Palmeiras).

Players sold: Jean Mossoró (free, to Londrina), Alex Sandro (released), Ricardo (released).

I’ve already spoken about Alceu elsewhere, but I’ve also been delighted with how Fábio Baiano and Fausto (my club captain) have established themselves as first team regulars in midfield. Both are extremely reliable players.

As pleased as I am with the other signings, Ugo Casagrande — whom we nicked off Palmeiras for nothing — comes with a weight of expectation. At just 20 years of age, he has all the physical attributes to be a dominating centre forward. As a bit-part player towards the end of our season, he managed eight goals and eight assists (mostly from the bench). The lad was actually born Ascoli Piceno (Italy), however he has declared himself for Brazil. After rotting in Palmeiras’ reserves and not getting first team football, he’s quickly established his credentials at Criciúma and the Italian clubs are already sniffing around. In fact, I was beginning to think the managers of Modena and Rimini had bought Criciúma season tickets — they were at the Heriberto Hülse every week to see him play. Stalkers!

Looking forward

With the few additions to the squad I made, Criciúma were easily strong enough to win promotion. Even though we scraped it as champions, I think we were always destined to be promoted. If we can hang on to most of our team and sign a couple of extra squad players, then we should be able to hold our own in Série B. In particular, I’ll be shopping for a spare left winback and a striker good enough to challenge Zulu’s place in the team.

Until next time: Save Criciúma, equity immortal (or however Google translates their anthem).

Chelsea 4-4 Liverpool (agg 7-5)

Tuesday, April 14th, 2009

Absolute insanity. There’s really no better description for what just occurred at Stamford Bridge. It was also one of the most entertaining games of football I’ve watched all season. Not quite the tactical masterclass you’d expect from Hiddink and Benitez; it was much more open, even fraught at times.

I don’t know if it was nerves, but Petr Cech is looking nothing short of calamitous in Chelsea’s goal. Every time a ball came into the box — be it a cross, a pass, or a dribble — he just looked scared. He was the same against Bolton last Saturday, which leaves Hiddink with a serious dilemma. Chelsea could still win the league, but with so few games left, would sticking with a goalkeeper who seems to have no confidence best serve the team? I think not. As soon as you pick players based on reputation, you’re in big trouble.

When was the last time Chelsea conceeded four goals at the Bridge? Huge credit to Liverpool for going there and attacking in the way they did.

Roll on Barcelona vs. Chelsea…